Don't Laugh

"Don't laugh!" said Ed, the patient.

"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said.
"I'm a professional.
In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."

"Okay then," Ed said, and proceeded to drop histrousers,
revealing the tiniest 'woo-ha' the doctor had ever seen.
It wasn't any bigger than the size of a AAA battery.

Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling,
and then fell laughing to the floor.

Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet
and regain his composure.

"I'm so sorry," said the doctor. "I really am.
I don't know what came over me.
On my honour as a doctor and a gentleman,
I promise itwon't happen again.
Now what seems to be the problem?"

"It's swollen," Ed replied.